Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
