You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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