she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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