how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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