Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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