When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she woke up with a sticky ear
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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