i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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