I hope mine doesn't look like that
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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