she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Watching her eat just hurts me
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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