Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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