watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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