What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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