how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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