Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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