all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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