My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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