i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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