Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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