Dual....:-)
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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