oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
