scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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