i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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