I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
