quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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