Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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