lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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