fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Everything about him screamed your future.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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