now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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