i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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