I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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