never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
What a dumb baby whore.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
