I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
