She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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