oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
