yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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