I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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