No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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