Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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