She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
tell your sister to shave her snatch
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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