Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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