Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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