Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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