Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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