It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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