So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I need a burrito and a hug.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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