We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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