At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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