I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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