so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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