I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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