How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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